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Sometimes I'm Cool

Rebecca. Pansexual. Face tag- #beccasacute. I'm either always tired or hungry. Current obsession- slam poetry. I kinda just reblog what I like. Just come talk to me dude. I'm really bored.



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idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

camel-no:

5 Points will be deducted from Gryffindor ‘cause Harry’s being a little bitch

Next Monday for that Sterek scene though

panerasexual:

IF THESE SHEETS WERE THE STATES AND YOU WERE MILES AWAY ID FOLD THEM END OVER END TO BRING YOU CLOSER TO ME BECAUSE I DONT SLEEP AT ALL WITHOUT YOU PRESSED UP AGAINST ME I SETTLE FOR LONG DISTANCE CALLS IM LOST IN EMPTY PILLOW TALK AGAIN

fun fact: you are your icon

6, 12, 18, 24 (okay I can't do anymore math rn)


6. What are you excited for?
You to get back so we can hang out!
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
Yeee
18. The last time you felt broken?
Last night I was crying lots and stuff it was stupid I was really alone
24. What do you want right this second?
Would it be stupid if I said a date?

20-30

Anonymous

20. Are you starting to realize anything?
I need to ask her out asap
21. Are you in a good mood?
Yee
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
NO I HAVE THE BIGGEST PHOBIA
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
actually yeah they are
24. What do you want right this second?
So much food. Or a good fuck either one.
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
I would cry a lot and try to get over myself but never get over the person
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
Yes indeed
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
Maybe
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
A really punny tumblr post
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
Yeah my sister. I haven’t seen her in five months
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
Yeah

Thanks! That was fun!

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

thegenderqueeralchemist:

bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on

sadlittlegay:

my gender identity is stardust and apathy

howunpleasant:

a power point i made for all yall lil chestnuts

theres a lot to read but if u cant read this good luck in high school u fuckin dweeb

lol i forgot the first slide bye

*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

readingaroundthemovies:

stopsendingmyboystowar:

everybody who reblogs this will get a book quote based on their blog

everybody  

I better

mashable:

Photographer Reveals the Lonely Side of Superheroes

Photographer Benoit Lapray’s photo series, “The Quest for Absolute" focuses on the loneliness of famous superheroes, set in the beautiful, yet desolate landscape of the French Alps.